This is just an improvised conversation I had on msn between Jordan and myself tonight. I've put the definitions of any unfamiliar emoticons in italics next to them. Enjoy!
Jordan-is loving you ! Their is a way to make this right :P says:
*:(
*Where were you on the night of teh accident 8-)
*Mr Batchelor :P
*yoru sounding very reserved :P
Adam(ip) Viva La Revolution! says:
*i suppose i might be
Jordan-is loving you ! Their is a way to make this right :P says:
*(H) [face with sunglasses]
*You say you recently palyed saints row 2 :O
Adam(ip) Viva La Revolution! says:
*i have indeed recently played saints row 2
Jordan-is loving you ! Their is a way to make this right :P says:
*Surely a video game of thsi nature must effect you psycologically :P
*As in the game you can perform hit and runs, similar to teh one which took place here :P
Adam(ip) Viva La Revolution! says:
*yeah; if i was a MENTALIST
Jordan-is loving you ! Their is a way to make this right :P says:
*There will be no further questions ?
Adam(ip) Viva La Revolution! says:
*i use semi colons, i can't possibly commit murder
Jordan-is loving you ! Their is a way to make this right :P says:
*Say have you had any health issues in the past 3 years ?
Adam(ip) Viva La Revolution! says:
*there was that thing with my eyebrow
*that was two years and 9 months ago
*i had flu roughly 9 months later
*14 months after i caught a rough cold which stayed with me for roughly two weeks
*and i've not had anything else for the last 10 months
Jordan-is loving you ! Their is a way to make this right :P says:
*okay how does your behaviou change during these periods of ilness :P
Adam(ip) Viva La Revolution! says:
*got a bit sleepy with the cold
*couldn't move with flu
*bought a sombrero with the eyebrow thing
Jordan-is loving you ! Their is a way to make this right :P says:
*so it seems that when your ill you can;t move :\ stuck indoors your frustration must begin to grow :p
Adam(ip) Viva La Revolution! says:
*no, i just sleep.
Jordan-is loving you ! Their is a way to make this right :P says:
*Really :P
*Any abnormal dreams ?
Adam(ip) Viva La Revolution! says:
*yeah, fire, lots of fire
*an entire city in flames
*anarchy
*and nothing i could do would make it any better
*the dream often repeated itself
Jordan-is loving you ! Their is a way to make this right :P says:
*This is interesting (Y) [yes]
** marcus have what Mr Batchelor just printed and on my desk please *
Adam(ip) Viva La Revolution! says:
*never had it again after that week though
Jordan-is loving you ! Their is a way to make this right :P says:
**marcus get taht down *
*Thats just Marcus, he's a wee bit camp :P
Adam(ip) Viva La Revolution! says:
*and scottish? :P
Jordan-is loving you ! Their is a way to make this right :P says:
*no thats me ;)
Adam(ip) Viva La Revolution! says:
*lol
Jordan-is loving you ! Their is a way to make this right :P says:
*Don't fucking laff at me you wee bastard :@ [angry face]
Adam(ip) Viva La Revolution! says:
*that's a rather aggressive tone you're using
*have you ever lost control and just . . . lashed out at a suspect?
Jordan-is loving you ! Their is a way to make this right :P says:
*No comment :)
*i'll do teh questions thank you very much :P
Adam(ip) Viva La Revolution! says:
*i suppose the way i'm questioning your authority in this interview is REALLY getting on your nerves
*maybe, you might just want to lash out at me
Jordan-is loving you ! Their is a way to make this right :P says:
*SILENCE :@
Adam(ip) Viva La Revolution! says:
*what? am i getting to you?
*I can see that thirst for vengance already growing in your eyes
*it might just grow large enough to pull off a hit and run incident
*another one, that is
*place this man under arrest!
*you see, you aren't the only one who's been conducting interviews, in fact, i've been getting to your "suspects" before you've been there to bribe them off or threaten them into silence
*maybe i missed one or two witnesses, for that is what they really are, but i have enough.
*goodbye, thank you marcus
*^.^
Jordan-is loving you ! Their is a way to make this right :P says:
*MARCUS AHVE THSI MAN PLACED IN A CELL IMEEDIATELY :P
*AND BRING UP HI FILE PLEASE :P
Adam(ip) Viva La Revolution! says:
*he won't listen to you, see, i'm the higher authority here
*robert foster, Mi5
Jordan-is loving you ! Their is a way to make this right :P says:
*I don't believe this :P
*Marcus the mans a pyscopath :O
Adam(ip) Viva La Revolution! says:
*he's also Mi5, don't you think his transfer and my arrival here was a little suspicious?
*we've been following your little spree of personal justice for a while
*that includes your deal with the local russians
*now, you can either stay quiet and we'll make you disappear, we do that. OR you tell us everything you know and you get a fair trial.
*the choice is yours
Jordan-is loving you ! Their is a way to make this right :P says:
*fine i'll talk :P
Adam(ip) Viva La Revolution! says:
*damn straight you will.
*:P
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