Rated arrrr ( a snippet from your average conversation on msn)

(on the subject of my imaginary pirate girlfriend)

Adam Batchelor says

should've said "aye (she's only got one)"

Eleanor says

lol

only arrrrsking

Adam Batchelor says

she stole my hearties?

okay let's stop this before it gets out of hand (hook?)

Eleanor says

you're just trying to get a wooden leg over

Adam Batchelor says

whatever, you know you're not an eye-patch on me

Eleanor says

oh, stop parroting on

Adam Batchelor says

only if you stop whale-ing

Eleanor says

i'll make you walk the plank for that one

Adam Batchelor says

i'm not sure if my last pun was really cannon

Eleanor says

carry on, and i'll give you a kick up the porthole

Adam Batchelor says

i think it's time for you to jump ship

Eleanor says

and cut my losses or cutlasses?

Adam Batchelor says

yeah, just cut and rum

Eleanor says

keep on and i'll poopdeck you

Adam Batchelor says

i'll com-pass thanks

Eleanor says

you're in deep water now

Adam Batchelor says

maybe it's time you broadened your telescope

Eleanor says

i can't, i left it in Davy Jones' locker

Adam Batchelor says

you clearly haven't mast-ered the art of puns

Eleanor says

hang on, just need to charge my IPatch....

Adam Batchelor says

that one was worse than scurvy

Eleanor says

well your standards must be higher than the crows nest then

is that the avast one?

Adam Batchelor says

maybe it's time you took your bowsprit

Eleanor says

well, it was a piece of skate

Adam Batchelor says

or am i just being stern?

Eleanor says

now, don't be prow

oh, one of the scurvy seadogs wants to board this computer

Adam Batchelor says

ah, a mutiny

Eleanor says

aye

Adam Batchelor says

well i musket back to you some time

Eleanor says

(you arrrrr going to copy and baste this to ye blog, right?)

Adam Batchelor says

that will be where it will take anchor

Eleanor says

savvy

Adam Batchelor says

so i guess you'll be going leeward

Eleanor says

overboard, methinks

sea you later

(I think I stole the show with the "musket" one)