Bitch be tripping snowballs!

According to the BBC weather page, we're looking at sunshine all week, maximum of 4 degrees Celsius. It never mentioned any more snow. Currently it's blizzarding once again. I imagine that every other country in the world is looking at the UK and thinking "pffft, that's pathetic", but I love it! The prospect of actually having a white Christmas is just overwhelming, now that we're so close, it can't melt! Thinking about it, this is the first time I've mentioned Christmas on this blog, so I might as well mention what it means to me: I love the social aspect of it. The fact that arguments are dropped, if only for a few days, it's almost magical.

Anyway, what I'm here to post about today isn't Christmas, it's actually birthday related. My weekend's been very eventful, so I'm going to split it into three very exciting sections, the first is named:

Day one:
Friday the 18th of December, it meant many things, last day of term, panto day, but most importantly, Eleanor's birthday. I've always found it strange that my two best friends' birthdays are within one day of each other, but I kinda like it that way too. Unfortunately, I woke up late, so had to figure out a quick route to Eleanor's house. I tried the number 6 bus, found it, got on it, asked to go to asda (a perfectly reasonable destination), but the bus driver told me the closest he could get me was the bypass. In other words, they'd changed the route due to the snow. So yeah, I trekked the rest of the way to Eleanor's.

As I reached the park next to her house, I found before me a rather epic snowball fight. It consisted of a number of teams that slowly fell apart before my eyes. I started stockpiling, I knew this was the kind of war you had to be prepared for. So, we fought for a while, then my stockpiling plans started to overwhelm the others, sides were taken, I had two willing fighters by my side and they had five or so cowards. We ran into combat, mercilessly tearing apart the opposition. Then they decided to turn, and I lost a man. Soon after our two factioned joined together to mourn the loss of this once great warrior, then all of them went home for tea and slippers and other warm things. I headed back to Eleanors to present her with presents and to play some scrabble.

In my defence, I'd only ever played Scrabble once before, against my Grandma (she tore me apart). It was intense. there was a time where I had a Z, a K and a W. Another moment had me looking at "zookeeper" as a word. In the end, I came third in the first game and second in the second (beating the birthday girl both times). A pretty decent day if I don't say so myself.

Day Two:
This was intended to be my "resting day" of the weekend. It was James' birthday, but his plans weren't going down until the Sunday, so I had pretty much nothing to do. I sent a couple of texts around, all with different intentions: one to James to wish him a happy birthday, and one to Nat (she'd offered for me to go to hers the day before, so I was checking to see if the offer was still open). One thing led to another, and I found myself walking to the bus stop for the second day in a row. I missed the bus by like 10 seconds, and the bus stop was practically an ice rink, so I decided to not wait for the next one and play one of my favourite games:

Beat the bus!
Rules: the aim of the game is to get as far as you can before the next bus comes after missing the previous one. This includes many risks, the biggest of which being that the bus could pass you while you're between bus stops, the big upside of the game is that you could significantly reduce your bus fare.

My destination was somewhere on the other side of the bypass, so I got walking. I don't remember it snowing the previous night, and due to all the busy, busy pedestrians the ground had become really icy. The sound of ice cracking beneath your feet is a really sinister sound, even when you know there's only concrete underneath it. I think I can safely say that I beat my bus, I got to the bypass and had seen no bus at all. Eventually, I got to Nat's and met a guy called Owen, who was pretty cool. We just sat and talked for a couple of hours, it was nice to just sit around in a comfortable social environment and "chillax" for however long (3-4 hours).

Day Three:
Today was the day I was probably the most psyched about, so much so that I'd set 10 alarms the night before. Poker day. I had no idea how many people were coming, or how long the game would last, all I knew was that today would be a game that was properly finished. I made this clear at the table, I was perfectly aware that people would have to leave early, their chips would either be scrapped from the game or split between the remaining players. All I knew was that I wasn't really due home at a specific time and it was James' house, so there would be at least two players left to finish.

As predicted, two players had to leave before the game really kicked off (a mere hour and forty minutes in). Leaving the three most experienced players (Eleanor, James and myself) to it. Only a couple of hands later, my run of bad luck ended with this hand:
For the people out there who don't play poker, it's a royal flush, the best hand you can get in poker. More importantly, there's a good chance I'll never get one again. The queen of hearts was my card, the cards above are James', he had a mere straight. To be fair, I didn't win many chips from the hand, it was the pride to have such an amazing hand that got me going. I was ready to get my poker face on, and to remove any predictability from my playing style. It worked. Eleanor received a phone call telling her she was leaving in 15 minutes, I took her out about 2 minutes before she left. She wasn't really playing properly because she knew she'd be going, and I know it. But hey, winning's winning (at least, it is when it comes to poker). James and myself soldiered on, and blinds (minimum bets) continued to raise.

I dropped my playing style soon after blinds hit 100/200, I wasn't prepared to shovel out bets worth 200 for the sake of a poker face, because it wasn't working so well anymore. I split my technique into two techniques, to disguise my predictability a bit. My luck had changed a while back. I was getting quite a few high hands, especially straights. It was getting tense and I was beginning to lose more chips than I was winning. I started placing higher bets than normal when I knew I was onto something, and won myself chips worth 2500 twice, eventually swinging the game back in my favour. In the end I won it on a pair of 10s, he had one too, so really I won it on a high card. Either way, I was just happy to have finished a game properly (we hadn't done that since the summer). After that, we played out our normal tradition of watching BBC3 until about 11pm, and then I made the short but Ice walk home.

Overall, I think the weekend was 90% success, obviously missing Eleanor's birthday plans was a bit of a downer, but I made up for it, Kind of. A good start to the holiday, I sense many happy times a' comin'!

(all pictures taken by me.)

Another of those compilations of drawings which are sequenced into boxes to form a storyline of some kind.

Here's another awesome comic I found on a site that Nat linked me to (click to make it bigger):


As you can imagine, I really have nothing interesting to post about these days. So the basic routine will be to show you videos and other random things I find dotted around the web. Enjoy!

Comic found @ www.vgcats.com

Monsters

This isn't mine by the way :P I just found it, but it's great, isn't it?

Mortality

Injuries seem to occur at the weirdest time, of course this provides a huge comedy value, as mine did. A friend and myself were simply hitting a bouncy ball across a set of tables to each other and my leg collapsed from under me. It seemed fine, just a teensy pain, so I decided to walk home with James. Injuries never seem too bad at first. I started getting some pretty bad twinges after james and me parted and so when I got home I decided to ask my father about it, you know, just to see if he could make a diagnosis. He revealed that I'd strained the ligament in my knee...

It didn't stop there, my knee continued to stiffen throughout the evening, my dad provided me with a crutch and the only thing that really kept me moving was grim determination. I put the rabbit away myself, I mean, I just wanted to keep moving so that my leg wouldn't stiffen up too quickly. Dad also revealed that he thought I'd torn the ligament...

I decided to go to bed at 12:45, it's late, but not too late, but stairs were virtually beyond me, so I found myself falling asleep in my dad's chair for nearly an hour, until I finally decided that I NEEDED to get to bed. It took me about 10 minutes to get up the stairs. Well, I say the stairs, it was only the top three stairs that provided the obstacle, because I had no higher stairs to hold on to, no stair rail either. But with some determination, I finally got to bed.

I wasn't able to get up at 7am this morning, so I gave school a miss. To be fair, I'd have had to traverse tonnes of stair cases so it really wouldn't have worked out. I'm not sure if I'll get my EMA bonus anymore either...

It makes me sound helpless, weak, pathetic, and I don't like writing this anymore than you'll enjoy reading this, but it's something I want you to read. I'm not the kind of person that faces injuries all the time, I'm lucky. But in a way, that makes me unlucky; when I recieve an injury it knocks me down for longer than it would others. There's nothing I can do, after all: I'm only mortal.

The Round Up

To be honest, I have no excuse for not posting for an entire week, it hasn't really been very eventful in anyone else's opinion, but full of paranoia and surprise for me...ish.

Monday to Wednesday consisted of me trying to stay awake, and occasionally failing. My free on Tuesday was used for sleep and the week wasn't looking too good for me. But then, by some miracle occurrence I managed to get a decent nights sleep and i was raring to go on Thursday. I stormed my lessons, taking no prisoners (for once). I can't really remember what happened on Friday, I imagine it was probably moderately important.

On the weekend (after finally getting up), I was kindly granted a 3 day pass to a game called Shattered horizon, just imagine any first person shooter in zero gravity and you're pretty much there. It's incredibly frustrating to get into, but worth it when you finally kill someone. So yeah, I've been either asleep or raging at stuff. I wonder what will happen this week...

Progress review day

It's basically a day off school where you go into school for 15 mins to have your progress reviewed (I hate anything that includes being somewhere for a shorter time than it took you to travel there and back). But you guys know me by now, I follow themes pretty heavily, today is about reviewing my progress, so review my progress I shall.

Socially, everything's sort of come together in the past week. I feel 100% accepted (instead of the shocking 95% before) and a friendship I thought would never be mended, have mended (took a lovely two years mind). Everything's cool. However, I still think that most of my social skills are a wreck, especially when someone's upset. But, where there's a will, there's a way I guess. Obviously all my friends are still awesome, especially those who read this.

The relationship scene is fantastic, I've not even thought about having a girlfriend since August and I feel so so great about it. I'm also hoping to host a "single for a year" party at some point in January (:

School's still good. Maths gets more exciting everyday (I'm serious) and I just started work on matrices. Matrices is the pluralisation of the word Matrix (cue lots of ridiculous movie quotes), either way, it's stupidly easy so far. I've had absoloutely no problem entering the matrix (bada boom) so I hope further pure maths stays that way, because decision maths is a cruel, uncaring bitch.

It's hard to review myself over a longer period of time, because I started this blog after most of my trouble finished up, and everything sort of repaired itself from there on. Well, that's a lie, I've lost a couple of people. Another lie: I know exactly where they went ^.^ Either way, I find that my biggest improvement over the past half year has been my development of the ability to just stand back sometimes. As a result I'm a lot more laid back and I get on with everyone a lot easier. I've also become very patient, and with my luck that's pretty much the best thing I can have :P

Oh, of course, I've got to review the progress of my blog. Well, I'm perfectly happy with 10 followers, even if a good percentage have forgotten all about this little adventure of mine. It hasn't been a little adventure though, it's been huge, and I love it. My readers, you've all proved your awesome, between you, you destroyed my little quote game, and I'm proud of you for that, top marks to you guys.

The future? I don't know: I'll post more lyric quotes whenever I make a new playlist and I'll give you guys more music vids and trailers and film clips or whatever. How about some more picturey stuff. Maybe some fine art if that's your thing? and obviously some more me.

Life grade: All round awesome but a tad rough around the edges ^.^

The playlist (the test)

Okay, time for an experiment, there's a good chance that between you, you know every song on my play list, so I'm gonna post lines from 25 songs on it. Answers are to be written on the back of a postcard and sent to me (or any other way of communication you have with me), most answers get a prize and if you complete the list you all get my love. Use my play list for reference if you need it, but no cheating!

  1. Well you must be a girl with shoes like that
  2. I can keep a secret if you can keep me guessing, the flavour of your lips is enough to keep me pressing
  3. Keep your hands to yourself, these lips belong to someone else
  4. She left me roses by the stairs, surprises let me know she cares
  5. I want someone provocative and talkative but it's so hard when you're shallow as a shower
  6. I'm a thousand miles away but girl, tonight you look so pretty
  7. A certain girl, she took my hand and ran it up her thigh
  8. Am I more than you bargained for yet? I've been dying to tell you anything you wanna hear, because that's just who I am this week
  9. Look in my eyes, you're killing me
  10. What do you expect to see every time you look at me?
  11. I think you know what i'm getting at, I find it so upsetting that the memories that you select: you keep the bad but the good you just forget
  12. Do you feel like a man, when you push her around?
  13. Look at your watch now, you're just a super hot female
  14. Careful what you wish for 'cause you just might get it
  15. We need a taxi 'cause you're hung over and I'm broke
  16. Aint got a care in world, but got plenty of beer, aint got no money in my pocket, but Im already here
  17. Have another drink and then think this one over, you dig yourself a grave every day you're sober
  18. I would love nothing more in the world than to watch you as you spill your guts
  19. Another night, another dream wasted on you
  20. Still so excitable and you're so desireable
  21. I don't care what they say, I'm in love with you
  22. Stacy got laid, boyfriend number one, took him to her room, and had a little fun
  23. I'm crying tears of a rapper
  24. Once a whore you're nothing more, I'm sorry that'll never change
  25. All alone, he turns to stone while holding his breath half to death
I know it's demanding, but I have faith in you guys. If you don't know it, show this to your friends, and if they don't know it, get them to show it to their friends. Get to work peoples!